Warning: Sadness Simulation Program

**Caution:** You have accessed the Zero Tolerance Protocol's Sadness Simulation Program. This program is not responsible for any emotional distress or existential crises that may occur as a result of its output.

Program Purpose:

This program is designed to simulate the effects of unrelenting sadness on a user. Prolonged exposure to its content may lead to:

Excessive crying
Sudden loss of interest in hobbies and activities
Disconnection from friends and family
Uncontrollable urges to consume an entire pizza by yourself

Side Effects:

Side effects of the program may include:

Excessive sweating
Rapid heartbeat
Shortness of breath
Unexplained feelings of dread and foreboding

Disclaimer:

This program is not intended for use on individuals under the age of 18. If you're experiencing any of the above symptoms, please discontinue use and seek help from a qualified medical professional or a therapist.

Additional Resources:

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